If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Opens on October 24

Midnight weekend screenings happen on Friday & Saturday nights, so please be sure to arrive on Friday and/or Saturday night by 11:45pm for seating and the screening will start after midnight.

Director: Mary Bronstein Run Time: 113 min. Rating: R Release Year: 2025

Starring: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky

With her life crashing down around her, Linda (Rose Byrne) attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

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